WHAT HAPPENS IN THE HUT STAYS IN THE HUT/PORN

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Porn Stories?  Not allowed to have porn stories!

Just about everything you read is LUST and LOVE. [This is porn ]. But life is like that . . .Just the very fact that you said . “NO PORN STORIES”. is porn.  You just made everybody think about Lust & Love. But life is like that.

It was said to me  just a while ago. Sorry no porn stories! My first thought was . . .”What!”,  then i started thinking porn. Then i started giggling. Then i Questioned Why.  You think i wanted to come in here and do porn?  They said. No but . . .WE get a lot of that, just wanted to let you know NO PORN!, so i don’t have to come back with complaints”.

Good enough . . .But as it was i had no intent to do porn nor was it on my mind . . .Now it is . . . Porn Stories.  I thought, what if i call the office and ask. “What about HARDCORE“?  They just hung-up.

WHAT HAPPENS IN THE HUT STAYS IN THE HUT

Far out man the teacher hit me with the ruler man

Why did the teacher do that man choke   man this stuff is good man

I couldn’t stop thinking about porn man I found it in Johnny’s lunch-box man after Sister Mary Ellen kicked me out of class man  choke  Johnny is going to be pisses man.

Man you don’t know what pron is man choke choke laugh  wow man i think i like Johnny’s lunch-box man

Man i was just thinking about that dime bag we found the other day man and Sister Mary Ellen told the whole class that we had to write a story three pages long man wow man don’t refer that joint man

Wow man Sister Mary Ellen threw the  chalk eraser at me man she said sleeping in class is not following your dreams man  hey do you think Johnny is still looking for his lunch-box man

No man forget the lunch-box man  i came to talk to you about porn man cough cough cough Johnny can forget about his lunch-box man i brought it with me man

Far out man where is it man

Where is what man

The lunch-box man

Man that is all i can think about man i left the lunch-box in the hall-way man

Hey lets smoke the whole box man maybe Roseanna  is at the park  man last week i tried to kiss her and her old lady hit me with the broom man

No wonder man  that wasn’t Roseanna man it was her  poodle  choke  what’s porn anyway man choke choke choke

Wow man i thought Roseanna curled her hair man  i will show you some porn man. Unzip . . .

Wow man what’s that green stuff man

I think i got the clap man

Man you should stay away from Roseanna’s poodle man

No man that’s porn man

Wow man   Sister Mary Ellen must of had the clap man

Man light another joint  forget about the porn man

Man give me your socks man

What for man

I’ll put them in Johnny’s lunch-box man

Far out man choke choke choke.

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