Hey man how was the train ride.
Wow man it was like diarrhea man.
How is that man.
I didn’t think it was ever going to stop man and the conductor kept asking me for my ticket but i think i smoked it man i ran out of paper.
Awe no way man.
Yeah man they told me i had to get off at the next stop man and buy a ticket. But i forget man and bought papers.
What kind of papers man.
The rolling kind man.
Choke choke choke choke choke choke.
Are you okay man.
I don’t know man i think i just swallowed the joint man.
Awe no way . . .D’you have some more man. I’ve been waiting to get stoned man for the last three days. my mom is pissed at me man.
Choke, why man.
I don’t know man, she asked me bring her the towel on the towel-rack so i tore it off the wall man.
What the towel man.
No the towel-rack man, just like she asked man, why do women always have to be like that man.
What, like, changing their minds man.
Yeah man like all the time man . . .She made me put it back on the wall man, so i put extra screws man so the next time she wants it, man she will have a hard time getting it off the wall. I put lots of glue man.
Wow man all that? it’s just a towel-rack man.
I know man it gave me an excuse to sniff the glue man.
Awe wow man your pretty clever . . .
I know man.